"No man is without fear, if there is then he is a fool." -Worf, Star Trek
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If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Qui-gon Jinn
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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
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3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
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43% of all statistics are useless.
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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51% angel, 49% bitch and 10% mathematician!
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In the beginning was the word - and the word was four bytes.
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Absolute Zero is Cool.
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Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
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According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
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Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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It Comes Bundled With the Software.
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Archaeologists are the cowboys of science.
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Just give us one more bubble...
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
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Metaphors be with you.
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Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
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My computer goes down on anybody.
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Boldly Going Nowhere!
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My kid and your taxes go to the Starfleet Academy
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Come to the darkside, we have cookies.
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My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
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Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to be able to read?
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My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!
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Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
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Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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Computers help us to do stupid things faster!
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Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
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Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil.
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Programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Techno-Pagan. I worship the holy Mother Board.
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Geek By Nature Linux By Choice
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To err is human. To really foul things up requires computers.
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Gravity always gets me down.
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Tolkien is Hobbit-forming.
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Gravity is a Myth. The Earth Sucks.
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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Warning: mental backup in progress.
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
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We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated.
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I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
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When all else fails, manipulate the data!
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being Mean.
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I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
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Will Program Cobal For Food
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I Shop On EBay!
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Will Program Linux for Food.
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I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
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Will Program Windows for Food
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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
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