Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam.
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Never ever say 'Here, kitty, kitty' to a Kzin
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
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I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!
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Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women.
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I is a college student.
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Nonconformists are all alike.
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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Nonconformists of the world unite!
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Now that you're after me, wanna get married?
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
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If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Pavlov: Name ring a bell?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
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If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?
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Proofread carefully, to see if you any words out.
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If Jimmy cracks corn but nobody cares, why does he still do it?
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Rehab is for quitters.
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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Reincarnation is making a comeback!
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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Save a human, eat a cannibal.
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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
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Save the whales! Collect the whole set.
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
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If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Stamp out global whining.
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If you are psychic, think 'HONK'
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Subvert the Dominant Paradigm.
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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
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Today's subliminal message is: ( )
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If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now!
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Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other chinese words)
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
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If, a two letter word for futility.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers...
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings.'
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What happens when none of your bees wax?
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Isis Astarte Diana Hecate Demeter Kali Inanna
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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
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Isis, Isis, Ra Ra Ra
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
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When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty!
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Metaphors be with you.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
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My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
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Why do they call apartments 'apartments' when they are built together?
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My karma ran over my dogma.
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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My karma ran over your dogma!
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Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.
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My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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My reality check bounced!
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You non-conformists are all the same.
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Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one).
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You! Out of the Gene Pool!
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Necrophilia is dead.
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Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!
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