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"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot" --Mark Twain  
"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot" --Mark Twain
It  
It's a dog eat dog world... And I'm wearing milkbone underwear!
"Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge" - Einstein  
"Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge" - Einstein
It  
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I  
"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right" -Moliere
It  
It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood
"Nothing  
"Nothing's Forgotten, Nothing is ever Forgotten" - Robin of Sherwood
Kill Your Television  
Kill Your Television
"There is no little enemy" -- Benjamin Franklin  
"There is no little enemy" -- Benjamin Franklin
KILL YOUR TELEVISION  
KILL YOUR TELEVISION
A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong A Tax is a Fine for Doing Well  
A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong A Tax is a Fine for Doing Well
Laugh alone and the world thinks you  
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.  
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.  
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular  
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular
Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -- Socrates  
Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -- Socrates
A Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother  
A Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother
Life is a sexually transmitted disease  
Life is a sexually transmitted disease
A friend in need is a pain in the ass!  
A friend in need is a pain in the ass!
Life is a Witch, and then you fly  
Life is a Witch, and then you fly
A Happy Childhood Lasts a Lifetime  
A Happy Childhood Lasts a Lifetime
LIFE IS GOOD  
LIFE IS GOOD
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance  
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
Life is just like a straw - it SUCKS  
Life is just like a straw - it SUCKS
A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me  
A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me
Life is too complicated in the morning  
Life is too complicated in the morning
A Pessimist  
A Pessimist's Blood Type is Always B-Negative
Life Is Too Short To Date Ugly Women  
Life Is Too Short To Date Ugly Women
All extremists should be shot  
All extremists should be shot
Life  
Life's a beach And then you drown
All generalizations are false, including this one  
All generalizations are false, including this one
LOVE IS FREE It  
LOVE IS FREE It's Diapers That Are Expensive
All I ask for is the chance to prove that money can  
All I ask for is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools  
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools
All Who Wander Are Not Lost  
All Who Wander Are Not Lost
Lying is a Universal Truth  
Lying is a Universal Truth
An angry dragon may eat you, But an angry woman is truly dangerous  
An angry dragon may eat you, But an angry woman is truly dangerous
May The Force Be With You  
May The Force Be With You
Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental  
Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental
May You Live In Interesting Times  
May You Live In Interesting Times
Are you pondering what I  
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Moderation Only in Moderation  
Moderation Only in Moderation
ART IS EVERYWHERE  
ART IS EVERYWHERE
Money talks, but mine only says goodbye  
Money talks, but mine only says goodbye
Attitudes are the real disability  
Attitudes are the real disability
NEVER BELIEVE IN GENERALIZATIONS  
NEVER BELIEVE IN GENERALIZATIONS
Baby, I  
Baby, I'm Yours!
NEVER LEAP THE CHASM IN TWO BOUNDS  
NEVER LEAP THE CHASM IN TWO BOUNDS
Be as You Wish to Seem. -- Socrates  
Be as You Wish to Seem. -- Socrates
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up  
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up
BEAUTY IS EVERYWHERE  
BEAUTY IS EVERYWHERE
Never Trade Luck for Skill  
Never Trade Luck for Skill
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder  
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder
Never Underestimate the Power of Incompetence  
Never Underestimate the Power of Incompetence
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously  
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously
Been There Shit Happened  
Been There Shit Happened
No matter where you go, you  
No matter where you go, you're there
Been there. Done that. Went back for more  
Been there. Done that. Went back for more
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish  
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish
Before You Count Someone Else  
Before You Count Someone Else's Faults Until You Count to Ten. Of Your Own...
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish  
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish
Before... I knew better!  
Before... I knew better!
NO PAIN NO GAIN  
NO PAIN NO GAIN
Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On  
Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On
Nobody  
Nobody's perfect I'm a Nobody
Boldly Going Nowhere  
Boldly Going Nowhere
Non-Conformist  
Non-Conformist
Bugger if I care I  
Bugger if I care I'm British!!
Not All Who Wander Are Lost  
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?  
Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
Not All Who Wander Are Lost  
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Can  
Can't we all just get along?
Not Brainwashed? Are You Sure?  
Not Brainwashed? Are You Sure?
CARPE DIEM  
CARPE DIEM
Now may not be the best time  
Now may not be the best time
Clones Are People Too  
Clones Are People Too
Old Age and Treachery Trumps Youth and Beauty  
Old Age and Treachery Trumps Youth and Beauty
COMPASSION FOR ALL  
COMPASSION FOR ALL
People Don  
People Don't Change They Just Reveal Themselves
Cute and definitely huggable...  YES, you!  
Cute and definitely huggable... YES, you!
Poo Poo Happens  
Poo Poo Happens
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!  
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
Poo-Poo Happens  
Poo-Poo Happens
Dead Men Tell No Tales  
Dead Men Tell No Tales
Practice Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Acts Of Beauty  
Practice Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Acts Of Beauty
DEADBEATS ARE EVERYWHERE  
DEADBEATS ARE EVERYWHERE
Pride is what we have Vanity is what others have  
Pride is what we have Vanity is what others have
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way  
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way
Procrastinate Now  
Procrastinate Now
DISSENTING IS PATRIOTIC  
DISSENTING IS PATRIOTIC
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!  
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
Diversity is the spice of life  
Diversity is the spice of life
Professionals are predictable Amateurs are Dangerous!  
Professionals are predictable Amateurs are Dangerous!
Do You Live By Fear or By Passion?  
Do You Live By Fear or By Passion?
PURSUE GOOD STUFF  
PURSUE GOOD STUFF
Dolphins: Don  
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling -- its up to something!
Question Authority before it Questions You!  
Question Authority before it Questions You!
Don  
Don't believe everything you think
QUESTION REALITY  
QUESTION REALITY
Don  
Don't hassle me I'm local
Quoting one is plagiarism Quoting many is research  
Quoting one is plagiarism Quoting many is research
Don  
Don't Hate Me Because I am Beautiful, Hate Me Becuase I am Rich!
Reality, It  
Reality, It's Not What You Think!
Don  
Don't Panic. Count to ten... then Panic!
REHAB Is for Quitters  
REHAB Is for Quitters
Don  
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
REMEMBER WHO You Wanted To Be  
REMEMBER WHO You Wanted To Be
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe  
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you  
Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated
Easier said than sung in Russian  
Easier said than sung in Russian
SHIT HAPPENS  
SHIT HAPPENS
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway  
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
shit happens when you party naked  
shit happens when you party naked
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway  
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?  
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
ENOUGH!  
ENOUGH!
Smile, it confuses people!  
Smile, it confuses people!
Even the Paranoid Have Enemies  
Even the Paranoid Have Enemies
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled  
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it  
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it
Some Days You Are The Dog, Some Days The Hydrant  
Some Days You Are The Dog, Some Days The Hydrant
everybody does better when everybody does better  
everybody does better when everybody does better
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.  
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion  
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
Some Questions Have No Answers  
Some Questions Have No Answers
Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion  
Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion
Sometimes when your face is getting wet it isn  
Sometimes when your face is getting wet it isn't raining
Exercise your right to think for yourself  
Exercise your right to think for yourself
SPEAK YOUR MIND Even If Your Voice Shakes  
SPEAK YOUR MIND Even If Your Voice Shakes
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap  
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
Stereotypes De-Humanize  
Stereotypes De-Humanize
First Things First  
First Things First
Study art and logic. Learn to draw your own conclusions!  
Study art and logic. Learn to draw your own conclusions!
Forget About Artificial Intelligence Let  
Forget About Artificial Intelligence Let's Fix Natural Stupidity
TAKE IT EASY  
TAKE IT EASY
Forget the Jonesses, I keep up with the Simpsons  
Forget the Jonesses, I keep up with the Simpsons
Tattoos Are A Form Of Art  
Tattoos Are A Form Of Art
Friends Are the Family You Choose  
Friends Are the Family You Choose
Taxes are the Price of Civilization  
Taxes are the Price of Civilization
Friends Don  
Friends Don't Let Friends Take Home Ugly Chicks
Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of?  
Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of?
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE Real friends help you move bodies  
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE Real friends help you move bodies
That was Zen This is Tao!  
That was Zen This is Tao!
Gag Me With A Spoon  
Gag Me With A Spoon
The best things in life are free, plus tax  
The best things in life are free, plus tax
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day Give him 2 fish, and he will put together a complex scheme of fish derivatives  
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day Give him 2 fish, and he will put together a complex scheme of fish derivatives
The gene pool could use a little chlorine  
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
GRACE HAPPENS  
GRACE HAPPENS
The grass is always greener on TV!  
The grass is always greener on TV!
Hard to reach, difficult to pin down & notoriously late  
Hard to reach, difficult to pin down & notoriously late
The Important Thing Is To Question Everything!  
The Important Thing Is To Question Everything!
HATE Is Not A Family Value  
HATE Is Not A Family Value
The last time we mixed politics and religion people were burned at the stake  
The last time we mixed politics and religion people were burned at the stake
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead  
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
The Man Who Quotes Himself Does Credit to Neither  
The Man Who Quotes Himself Does Credit to Neither
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins  
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins
The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth After We  
The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth After We're Through With It
He who hesitates is probably right  
He who hesitates is probably right
The More You Practice The Luckier You Get  
The More You Practice The Luckier You Get
Honesty pays But not enough  
Honesty pays But not enough
The Most Dangerous Place To Be Is In A Mother  
The Most Dangerous Place To Be Is In A Mother's Womb!
I am homesick for places I have never been  
I am homesick for places I have never been
The most precious thing we have is life Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value  
The most precious thing we have is life Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value
I am trying to see things from your prespective... but I can  
I am trying to see things from your prespective... but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket  
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean  
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean
The South Will Rise Again  
The South Will Rise Again
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping  
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
The trouble with life is there  
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I came, I saw, I did some shopping  
I came, I saw, I did some shopping
There Are a Lot More Bad Cooks Than Tough Chickens  
There Are a Lot More Bad Cooks Than Tough Chickens
I Don  
I Don't Care I Don't Have To
There are no simple solutions to complex problems  
There are no simple solutions to complex problems
I don  
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily
They may break our hearts, but not our spirit!  
They may break our hearts, but not our spirit!
I don  
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily
Things are not as they seem Nor are they otherwise  
Things are not as they seem Nor are they otherwise
I drank what? -Socrates  
I drank what? -Socrates
THINK  
THINK
I EAT DESSERT FIRST  
I EAT DESSERT FIRST
THINK FOR YOURSELF  
THINK FOR YOURSELF
I intend to live forever So far, so good.  
I intend to live forever So far, so good.
Think For Yourself QUESTION AUTHORITY  
Think For Yourself QUESTION AUTHORITY
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. -- Socrates  
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. -- Socrates
This would be really funny if it weren  
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
I need patience. NOW!  
I need patience. NOW!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don  
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left  
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana  
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left!  
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left!
Time flies when you don  
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
I Think I Think Therefore I Think I Am  
I Think I Think Therefore I Think I Am
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!  
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
I think that I think Therefore I think that I am  
I think that I think Therefore I think that I am
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once  
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
I Used To Be Dyslexic But I  
I Used To Be Dyslexic But I'm KO Now
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once  
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I  
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure
TO ERR IS HUMAN TO ARRRR IS PIRATE  
TO ERR IS HUMAN TO ARRRR IS PIRATE
I will finish what I sta  
I will finish what I sta
To find yourself, think for yourself.  -- Socrates  
To find yourself, think for yourself. -- Socrates
I wish attractive people would like me  
I wish attractive people would like me
Today  
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
I won  
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it
Tolerance is a man with no convictions  
Tolerance is a man with no convictions
I wonder what it  
I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese?
Unless you  
Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change!
I  
I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct!
USE CAUTION!  
USE CAUTION!
I  
I'm immortal. So far.
VIZUALIZE THIS!  
VIZUALIZE THIS!
I  
I'm not always right But I'm never wrong!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse!  
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse!
I  
I'm not as inadequate as you
We are living in the future  
We are living in the future's long ago golden age when life was simple and the earth was clean
I  
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
We are the people our parents warned us about!  
We are the people our parents warned us about!
I  
I'm not lazy, I'm just practicing for the here-after
What a nice night for an evening  
What a nice night for an evening
I  
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway
What happened to Preparations A through G?  
What happened to Preparations A through G?
I’m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog  
I’m an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?  
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If all the world  
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
What happens when none of your bees wax?  
What happens when none of your bees wax?
If everything is coming your way, you  
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it  
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
If I Lived Here I  
If I Lived Here I'd Be Home By Now
What is a  
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If it isn  
If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
What would an adult do in this situation?  
What would an adult do in this situation?
If it  
If it's not one thing, It's your mother
What would happen if the whole world farted at once?  
What would happen if the whole world farted at once?
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade! If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys!  
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade! If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys!
What  
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?  
When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?  
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?
When everything  
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?  
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
When faced with two evils, take the one you never tried before!  
When faced with two evils, take the one you never tried before!
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am  
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am
When I am right nobody remembers When I am wrong nobody forgets!  
When I am right nobody remembers When I am wrong nobody forgets!
If the Enemy is in Range SO ARE YOU!  
If the Enemy is in Range SO ARE YOU!
When I want your opinion, I  
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
If The World  
If The World's A Stage ... I'm Completely Unrehearsed!
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout  
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?  
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?
When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies?  
When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies?
If You Aren  
If You Aren't Completely Appalled You Haven't Been Paying Attention
When there  
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
If you aren  
If you aren't liberal at 18, you have no heart If you aren't conservative by 35 you have no intelligence
When you  
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?  
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Where there  
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
If you can  
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Who Gives a Crap About Apathy?  
Who Gives a Crap About Apathy?
If you can  
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Why are they called  
Why are they called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
If you can  
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. - Einstein
Why be difficult Be impossible!  
Why be difficult Be impossible!
If you can  
If you can't tie good knots... tie many
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?  
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If You Close Your Door in Difficult Times Then No Good Can Come In  
If You Close Your Door in Difficult Times Then No Good Can Come In
Why didn  
Why didn't I start sooner?
If you don  
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?  
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you don  
If you don't spend it, Your kids will
Why is abbreviation such a long word?  
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you don  
If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?  
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin  
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?  
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If You Love Something Set It Free If It Doesn  
If You Love Something Set It Free If It Doesn't Come Back Hunt It Down And Kill It
Why Me?  
Why Me?
If You See a Bomb Technician Running, Keep Up With Him  
If You See a Bomb Technician Running, Keep Up With Him
Will Rogers never met a lawyer  
Will Rogers never met a lawyer
If you won  
If you won't listen to reason will you accept a lame excuse?
With my life I could be on all of Oprah  
With my life I could be on all of Oprah
If you  
If you're rich, I'm single!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up  
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
In the Long Run We  
In the Long Run We're All Dead
XXX the censors!  
XXX the censors!
Is it me?  
Is it me?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely  
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Is there ever a bad time for pudding?  
Is there ever a bad time for pudding?
You Can  
You Can't be Too Cynical... Or Too Trusting
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations  
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations
You can  
You can't have everything Where would you put it?
It doesn  
It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
You Cannot Propel Yourself Forward By Patting Yourself On the Back  
You Cannot Propel Yourself Forward By Patting Yourself On the Back
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.  
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you come back.  
You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you come back.

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