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! N | MAL  
! N | MAL
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.  
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
"Me in heap trouble" -Tonto the Programer  
"Me in heap trouble" -Tonto the Programer
If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?  
If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
"No man is without fear, if there is then he is a fool."-Worf, Star Trek  
"No man is without fear, if there is then he is a fool."-Worf, Star Trek
If you  
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
#TWITTER #ADDICT  
#TWITTER #ADDICT
If you  
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)uke the sucker?  
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)uke the sucker?
Ignore idiots and flamers. Replies only encourage them.  
Ignore idiots and flamers. Replies only encourage them.
</Bush>  
In cyberspace, no one can hear you whistle  
In cyberspace, no one can hear you whistle
</car>  
In God we trust, all others must submit an X.509 Certificate  
In God we trust, all others must submit an X.509 Certificate
</Kerry>  
In the beginning was the word And the word was four bytes  
In the beginning was the word And the word was four bytes
</Linux>  
Inflation is when the buck doesn  
Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere
</Penguins>  
Intel inside! Idiot outside!  
Intel inside! Idiot outside!
</W>  
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?  
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
100% FLAME RETARDANT  
100% FLAME RETARDANT
Is Reading in the Bathroom Multi-tasking?  
Is Reading in the Bathroom Multi-tasking?
A Wise Man Googles Before He Tweets  
A Wise Man Googles Before He Tweets
Is the President a Parrot or a Perl Compiler?  
Is the President a Parrot or a Perl Compiler?
Absolute Zero is Cool  
Absolute Zero is Cool
It Comes Bundled With the Software  
It Comes Bundled With the Software
Ada Programmers Do It By Committee  
Ada Programmers Do It By Committee
It  
It's ten o'clock. Do you know what website your kids are on?
Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit  
Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
Just give us one more bubble...  
Just give us one more bubble...
Archaeologists are the cowboys of science  
Archaeologists are the cowboys of science
Kiss My Modem!  
Kiss My Modem!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.  
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Last one out of the chatroom please turn off the light  
Last one out of the chatroom please turn off the light
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity  
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code  
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
asexuality is budding  
asexuality is budding
Linux is User Friendly It  
Linux is User Friendly It's Just Picky About Which Friends
ASTRONOMERS DIG URANUS  
ASTRONOMERS DIG URANUS
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun  
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
ASTRONOMERS DO IT WITH A BIG BANG  
ASTRONOMERS DO IT WITH A BIG BANG
Log Off!  
Log Off!
ASTRONOMERS LOVE HEAVENLY BODIES  
ASTRONOMERS LOVE HEAVENLY BODIES
Look mom, I  
Look mom, I'm on the Internet!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?  
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
MAD SCIENTIST ON BOARD  
MAD SCIENTIST ON BOARD
Ban Comic Sans  
Ban Comic Sans
Moderators Rule!  
Moderators Rule!
Bandwidth! More Bandwidth!  
Bandwidth! More Bandwidth!
My blog is so much better than yours  
My blog is so much better than yours
Be sure brain is engaged before clicking SEND  
Be sure brain is engaged before clicking SEND
My computer goes down on anybody  
My computer goes down on anybody
Beam Me Up Scotty There  
Beam Me Up Scotty There's No Intelligent Life Down Here
My Computer is Out of Control (Keys)  
My Computer is Out of Control (Keys)
Black Holes are where God divided by zero  
Black Holes are where God divided by zero
My Computer is So Fast That You Have to Drive Two Stakes and Sight Between Them to See it Move  
My Computer is So Fast That You Have to Drive Two Stakes and Sight Between Them to See it Move
Boldly Going Nowhere!  
Boldly Going Nowhere!
My Computer is So Slow That You Have to Drive Two Stakes and Sight Between Them to See it Move  
My Computer is So Slow That You Have to Drive Two Stakes and Sight Between Them to See it Move
Born to Blog  
Born to Blog
My Daddy is a Geek But I Love Him in Spite of That  
My Daddy is a Geek But I Love Him in Spite of That
Born to Chat  
Born to Chat
My kid and your taxes go to the Starfleet Academy  
My kid and your taxes go to the Starfleet Academy
Born To Post  
Born To Post
My mom went to cyberspace and all I got was this lousy Bumper Sticker  
My mom went to cyberspace and all I got was this lousy Bumper Sticker
BREAKFAST.COM halted... Cereal port not responding  
BREAKFAST.COM halted... Cereal port not responding
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!  
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL  
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!  
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!
cd peace*  
cd peace*
Neutrinos have mass? I didn  
Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Come to the darkside, we have cookies  
Come to the darkside, we have cookies
NEVER LEAP THE CHASM IN TWO BOUNDS  
NEVER LEAP THE CHASM IN TWO BOUNDS
Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to be able to read?  
Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to be able to read?
Never post faster than your guardian angel can read  
Never post faster than your guardian angel can read
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware  
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware
Never reply to SPAM Trash it, Don  
Never reply to SPAM Trash it, Don't open it
Computers help us to do stupid things faster!  
Computers help us to do stupid things faster!
normal == boring  
normal == boring
Computers never make misteaks My spell-chequer told me sew!  
Computers never make misteaks My spell-chequer told me sew!
Not tonight dear, I have DSL  
Not tonight dear, I have DSL
Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil  
Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil
Oh sure. But what  
Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
Cut it out. That clicking noise is driving me crazy  
Cut it out. That clicking noise is driving me crazy
On the Internet nobody can hear you scream  
On the Internet nobody can hear you scream
Cyber Hottie  
Cyber Hottie
On the Internet there are no bad hair days  
On the Internet there are no bad hair days
Daddy, why doesn  
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Penguins Can  
Penguins Can't Fly Neither can Linux
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe  
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Please God, just one more bubble  
Please God, just one more bubble
Does dark have a speed too?  
Does dark have a speed too?
Please keep both hands on the keyboard  
Please keep both hands on the keyboard
Does the API for life have a callback?  
Does the API for life have a callback?
Pop-ups are not the answer  
Pop-ups are not the answer
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?  
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Programmers Do It In Packages  
Programmers Do It In Packages
Don  
Don't bother me, I'm online
Programmers don  
Programmers don't byte They nybble a bit
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together  
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together
Programming is An Art Form That Fights Back  
Programming is An Art Form That Fights Back
Eat. Sleep. Code.  
Eat. Sleep. Code.
public void WorkAtMicrosoft()  
public void WorkAtMicrosoft()
eBay Addict  
eBay Addict
public void WorkAtMicrosoft() {throw new InvalidOperationException();}  
public void WorkAtMicrosoft() {throw new InvalidOperationException();}
Email is 100% biodegradable  
Email is 100% biodegradable
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of  
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
Enter Any 13-digit prime number to continue...  
Enter Any 13-digit prime number to continue...
Registered Hex Offender on Board 48 45 58 20 4F 46 46 45 4E 44 45 52  
Registered Hex Offender on Board 48 45 58 20 4F 46 46 45 4E 44 45 52
Feeling like roadkill on the Information Superhighway?  
Feeling like roadkill on the Information Superhighway?
REUNITE GONDWANALAND  
REUNITE GONDWANALAND
First Rule in Software Design: There  
First Rule in Software Design: There's Always One More Bug
SHUT UP!!! Or I  
SHUT UP!!! Or I'll Spam Blog You
Flame-Free Zone  
Flame-Free Zone
Smash head on keyboard to continue!  
Smash head on keyboard to continue!
Friends don  
Friends don't let friends post drunk
Software and Cathedrals are Much the Same First We Build Them, Then We Pray  
Software and Cathedrals are Much the Same First We Build Them, Then We Pray
Geek By Nature Linux By Choice  
Geek By Nature Linux By Choice
Somebody stop me before I post again!  
Somebody stop me before I post again!
Geologists Know What Makes the Bedrock  
Geologists Know What Makes the Bedrock
Speak out against Internet taxation!  
Speak out against Internet taxation!
Girl Geeks Rule!  
Girl Geeks Rule!
STICK IT IN YOUR WIKI  
STICK IT IN YOUR WIKI
Go .com yourself  
Go .com yourself
STOP Continental Drift  
STOP Continental Drift
Go IM someone who gives a crap  
Go IM someone who gives a crap
Stop Plate Tectonics!  
Stop Plate Tectonics!
God and Science Cannot Disagree  
God and Science Cannot Disagree
Support bacteria! It  
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
Gravity always gets me down  
Gravity always gets me down
Techno-Pagan. I worship the holy Mother Board  
Techno-Pagan. I worship the holy Mother Board
Gravity is a Myth The Earth Sucks  
Gravity is a Myth The Earth Sucks
The Internet is Full Go away!  
The Internet is Full Go away!
Gravity- It  
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
THE INTERNET makes a sucky job less sucky  
THE INTERNET makes a sucky job less sucky
Had a Life Got a Modem  
Had a Life Got a Modem
The name is Baud......, James Baud  
The name is Baud......, James Baud
HE  
HE'S DEAD, JIM
The Only Constant Is The Speed Of Light  
The Only Constant Is The Speed Of Light
Help! I  
Help! I'm downloading and I can't get up!
The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Usually Inaccessible  
The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Usually Inaccessible
Help! I  
Help! I'm online and I can't get off!
The surest way to improve one  
The surest way to improve one's looks is to go into a chatroom
Home is where you hang your @  
Home is where you hang your @
The world is coming to an end Please log off  
The world is coming to an end Please log off
HOT ColdFusion Programmer  
HOT ColdFusion Programmer
There is no emoticon for what I  
There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
How About a Little Quick Text?  
How About a Little Quick Text?
There  
There's 10 Types Of People, Those That Know Binary And Those That Don't
How About Some Fast Text?  
How About Some Fast Text?
There  
There's a nut loose on your keyboard!
How do I set a laser printer to stun?  
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
There  
There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1
How do I set my laser printer on stun?  
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
This Internet ain  
This Internet ain't big enough for the both of us
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!  
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
Those who forget the post are condemned to retweet it  
Those who forget the post are condemned to retweet it
I apologize I  
I apologize I'm a Newbie!
To err is human. To really foul things up requires computers  
To err is human. To really foul things up requires computers
I asked my Boss a Question All I Got Was 404 in Return  
I asked my Boss a Question All I Got Was 404 in Return
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming  
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming
I Bet I Could Make Your Buffer Overflow  
I Bet I Could Make Your Buffer Overflow
Tonight lets close the Internet early and go out for pie  
Tonight lets close the Internet early and go out for pie
I blog, therefore I am.  
I blog, therefore I am.
Twitter Typing What I  
Twitter Typing What I'm Thinking To Everyone Reading
I Brake For Penguins  
I Brake For Penguins
TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS Don  
TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS Don't just tell me what you think I want to hear.
I Computed At Microsoft And the Result Was Null  
I Computed At Microsoft And the Result Was Null
UID 1  
UID 1
I Don  
I Don't Do Fwds
Unable to find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.  
Unable to find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
I feel like I  
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
UNIX is User Friendly It  
UNIX is User Friendly It's Just Picky About Which Friends
I Fought the Code And the Code Won  
I Fought the Code And the Code Won
Very funny, Scotty Now beam down my clothes  
Very funny, Scotty Now beam down my clothes
I HATE JAVA CURSORS!  
I HATE JAVA CURSORS!
Very funny, Scotty Now beam up my clothes  
Very funny, Scotty Now beam up my clothes
I Hate Popups!  
I Hate Popups!
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.  
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
I Have 6 Million MySpace Friends, And We Vote  
I Have 6 Million MySpace Friends, And We Vote
VISTA SUCKS  
VISTA SUCKS
I Haven  
I Haven't Lost My Mind It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
Warning: mental backup in progress  
Warning: mental backup in progress
I love my Macintosh  
I love my Macintosh
We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated.  
We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated.
I Post Therefore I Am  
I Post Therefore I Am
We Need a Patch For Stupidity  
We Need a Patch For Stupidity
I press the Control key but it  
I press the Control key but it's not giving me any
Webvolutionaries  
Webvolutionaries
I Run Over Penguins  
I Run Over Penguins
Welcome to the Internet Pants Optional  
Welcome to the Internet Pants Optional
I Shop On EBay!  
I Shop On EBay!
Welcome to the Internet, a subsidiary of AOL  
Welcome to the Internet, a subsidiary of AOL
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk  
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk
Welcome to the Internet, a subsidiary of Microsoft  
Welcome to the Internet, a subsidiary of Microsoft
I Was Canned By Microsoft  
I Was Canned By Microsoft
When all else fails, manipulate the data!  
When all else fails, manipulate the data!
I  
I'd Rather Be Coding...
Will Code Windows for Food  
Will Code Windows for Food
I  
I'd Rather Be Mashing
Will Program COBOL For Food  
Will Program COBOL For Food
I  
I'm much better looking online
Will Program Linux for Food  
Will Program Linux for Food
I  
I'm not a 14-year-old girl but I play one on the Internet
Will Work 4 Bandwidth  
Will Work 4 Bandwidth
I  
I'm so going to blog this...
Women, Unlike Computers, Refuse 3.5 Inch Floppies.  
Women, Unlike Computers, Refuse 3.5 Inch Floppies.
I  
I'VE GOT A MODEM AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Work is for people who don  
Work is for people who don't have Internet access
If at first you don  
If at first you don't succeed, you must be installing Windows
www.i.am.horny.com  
www.i.am.horny.com
If Jesus saves, what does ctrl-s do?  
If Jesus saves, what does ctrl-s do?
www.sex@myplace.now  
www.sex@myplace.now
If my husband is a computer geek Why am I the one who is multi-tasking?  
If my husband is a computer geek Why am I the one who is multi-tasking?
You are, like, SO off my buddy list.  
You are, like, SO off my buddy list.
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?  
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
You post therefore you spam  
You post therefore you spam
If the world didn  
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
YOU TELLING ME I  
YOU TELLING ME I'M OFF-TOPIC IS OFF-TOPIC!
If This Sticker Looks Blue You  
If This Sticker Looks Blue You're Driving Too Fast...
Your computer may beat you at chess but not kickboxing  
Your computer may beat you at chess but not kickboxing
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?  
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

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