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...and I should care, why?  
...and I should care, why?
I  
I'm Modest And Proud Of It
100 million Half-abortions monthly...  
100 million Half-abortions monthly...
I  
I'm not evil, just misunderstood
4 out of the 5 voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep  
4 out of the 5 voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep
I  
I'M NOT IMMATURE you stinky butt poo poo head
8 Out of 10 Voices in My Head Say "Don  
8 Out of 10 Voices in My Head Say "Don't Shoot"
I  
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
All Those Who Believe in Telekinesis Raise My Hand  
All Those Who Believe in Telekinesis Raise My Hand
I  
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!
Allow me to introduce my selves  
Allow me to introduce my selves
I  
I'm Not Superstitious Because the Voices Tell Me It's Bad Luck
Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!  
Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
I  
I'm Not Wearing Any Pants!
Am I supposed to be impressed?  
Am I supposed to be impressed?
I  
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people!
and your point is..?  
and your point is..?
I  
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
ANKLE BRACELETS ARE A FASHION STATEMENT  
ANKLE BRACELETS ARE A FASHION STATEMENT
I  
I'm Smiling Because I'm Clueless
Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental  
Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental
I  
I'm So Happy I Could Shit!
Are YOU necessary?  
Are YOU necessary?
I  
I'm The Evil Twin
Baby in Trunk!  
Baby in Trunk!
I  
I've Got a Perfect Body But It's In the Trunk and Beginning to Smell
Be creative, invent a perversion!  
Be creative, invent a perversion!
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I  
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
BITCH WHISPERER  
BITCH WHISPERER
If I plead guilty, can I do my time in Juvenile Hall?  
If I plead guilty, can I do my time in Juvenile Hall?
BITE ME  
BITE ME
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?  
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?
BRAINWASHED  
BRAINWASHED
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am  
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am
Can  
Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me.
If you don  
If you don't like the way I'm driving, You come and get these handcuffs off!
Canoe Naked  
Canoe Naked
Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?  
Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?
CAUTION Driver is Psycho  
CAUTION Driver is Psycho
It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you  
It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
Caution I swerve to hit cars at random  
Caution I swerve to hit cars at random
It  
It's as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you
Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult  
Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
It  
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
Dain Bramaged  
Dain Bramaged
It  
It's Doubtful . . . That You Doubt That I Doubt You
Dead People Are Cool  
Dead People Are Cool
Just because you  
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Different drummer? I  
Different drummer? I'm my own band!
Lord Help Me to Be The Person My Medication Wants Me to Be  
Lord Help Me to Be The Person My Medication Wants Me to Be
Do Not Disturb Occupant is disturbed enough already.  
Do Not Disturb Occupant is disturbed enough already.
Lord Help Me to Be The Person That My Pimp Tells Me to Be  
Lord Help Me to Be The Person That My Pimp Tells Me to Be
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?  
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
Lord Help Me to Be The Person That the Voices Tell Me to Be  
Lord Help Me to Be The Person That the Voices Tell Me to Be
Doesn  
Doesn't play well with others
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.  
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Don  
Don't drink water Fish breed in it
MEAN PEOPLE STINK  
MEAN PEOPLE STINK
Don  
Don't laugh! Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
Meandering to a different drummer  
Meandering to a different drummer
Don  
Don't laugh! Your daughter may be inside!
MINION WANTED  
MINION WANTED
Don  
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you!
My Child Is ESCAPEE OF THE MONTH  
My Child Is ESCAPEE OF THE MONTH
Don  
Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!
My cult-like following is now accepting applications  
My cult-like following is now accepting applications
Don  
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
My life may be weird, but at least it  
My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
Don  
Don't Start With Me You Know How I Get
my mommy  
my mommy's tattoos are better than your mommy's tattoos
Don  
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
My reality check bounced!  
My reality check bounced!
Done Whining?  
Done Whining?
Necrophilia is dead  
Necrophilia is dead
Drain Bamage  
Drain Bamage
Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one  
Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one
Driver naked from the waist down  
Driver naked from the waist down
Next mood swing: 6 minutes Keep Safe Distance  
Next mood swing: 6 minutes Keep Safe Distance
Dyslexics of America - Untie!  
Dyslexics of America - Untie!
NICE PEOPLE SUCK  
NICE PEOPLE SUCK
Dyslexics of the World, Dog Loves You  
Dyslexics of the World, Dog Loves You
NORMAL is a Cycle on the Washing Machine  
NORMAL is a Cycle on the Washing Machine
Dyslexics of the World, Untie!  
Dyslexics of the World, Untie!
Normal people worry me  
Normal people worry me
Dyslexics Untie!  
Dyslexics Untie!
NOT A TEAM PLAYER  
NOT A TEAM PLAYER
ESCAPEE FROM THE SANE ASYLUM  
ESCAPEE FROM THE SANE ASYLUM
NOT ALL THERE  
NOT ALL THERE
ESCAPEE OF THE MONTH  
ESCAPEE OF THE MONTH
Nothing to lose!  
Nothing to lose!
Fat Girls Are Hard To Pick Up.  
Fat Girls Are Hard To Pick Up.
Of all the things I  
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Follow your dreams, except the one where you  
Follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear.
OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?  
OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Forgive Your Enemies It Messes Up Their Heads  
Forgive Your Enemies It Messes Up Their Heads
One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity.  
One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity.
Funkier Than You  
Funkier Than You
One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity...  
One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity...
Get Revenge Shit on a Pigeon  
Get Revenge Shit on a Pigeon
Out of my mind Back in five minutes  
Out of my mind Back in five minutes
Grumbly Hateful  
Grumbly Hateful
Out of my mind... Back in ten minutes  
Out of my mind... Back in ten minutes
Has anger solved your other problems?  
Has anger solved your other problems?
PANIC  
PANIC
Heavily medicated for your safety  
Heavily medicated for your safety
Panic now and avoid the rush  
Panic now and avoid the rush
Hell Was Full So I Came Back  
Hell Was Full So I Came Back
People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do  
People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do
How about a nice cup of... SHUT THE FUCK UP  
How about a nice cup of... SHUT THE FUCK UP
Piercing, schmiercing I  
Piercing, schmiercing I'm holding out for amputation
I am an escapee of a political correction facility  
I am an escapee of a political correction facility
Professional Wrestler By Day Lingerie Model At Night  
Professional Wrestler By Day Lingerie Model At Night
I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!  
I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
Prone to random acts of senseless reckless endangerment  
Prone to random acts of senseless reckless endangerment
I ate paint chips when I was a kid.  
I ate paint chips when I was a kid.
Quit Picking On Me!  
Quit Picking On Me!
I ate paint chips when I was a kid.  
I ate paint chips when I was a kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I  
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
I brake for animals - I accelerate for small children  
I brake for animals - I accelerate for small children
Scixelsyd Etinu  
Scixelsyd Etinu
I brake for hallucinations  
I brake for hallucinations
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley  
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley
I can  
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns
Some mornings, it  
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps
I didn  
I didn't invent sin I'm just trying to perfect it
Sorry, I Never Apologize  
Sorry, I Never Apologize
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!  
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!
Space Aliens Are Tasty  
Space Aliens Are Tasty
I DON  
I DON'T DO PERKY
Stay Strange  
Stay Strange
I don  
I don't have a license to kill I have a learner's permit
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven  
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
I Don  
I Don't Love You Since You Ate My Dog
T E N S I O N  
T E N S I O N
I don  
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
T E N S I O N  
T E N S I O N
I ESCAPED FROM THE SANE ASYLUM  
I ESCAPED FROM THE SANE ASYLUM
The face is familiar but I can  
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name
I HATE THIS TOWN  
I HATE THIS TOWN
The Man Who Quotes Himself Does Credit to Neither  
The Man Who Quotes Himself Does Credit to Neither
I have a nice body, and its in my trunk  
I have a nice body, and its in my trunk
The Schizophrenic An Unauthorized Autobiography  
The Schizophrenic An Unauthorized Autobiography
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!  
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
The Tooth Fairy Bit Me  
The Tooth Fairy Bit Me
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.  
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
There  
There's one in every crowd and they always find me
I live in my own little world But it  
I live in my own little world But it's OK -- they know me here
TRAILER TRASH ON BOARD  
TRAILER TRASH ON BOARD
I love kids, but I can  
I love kids, but I can't eat a whole one
Warning Rice Krispies in control of driver  
Warning Rice Krispies in control of driver
I LOVE MY KIDS They Taste Good With Ketchup  
I LOVE MY KIDS They Taste Good With Ketchup
We  
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God
I only LOOK sweet and innocent  
I only LOOK sweet and innocent
we  
we're all DYSFUNCTIONAL get over it
I pee in pools!  
I pee in pools!
WELCOME TO THE ZOO  
WELCOME TO THE ZOO
I Plead Contemporary Insanity  
I Plead Contemporary Insanity
What  
What'd I miss? I was out smoking crack with Satan.
I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles  
I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?  
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
I think, therefore I  
I think, therefore I'm dangerous
Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?!  
Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?!
I used to be a schizophrenic until they cured me, now I  
I used to be a schizophrenic until they cured me, now I'm just lonely
Where are we going? And what  
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
I Used To Be Indecisive Now I  
I Used To Be Indecisive Now I'm Not So Certain
Who says I want to fit in?  
Who says I want to fit in?
I used to be indecisive, But now I  
I used to be indecisive, But now I'm not so sure
Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?  
Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?
I used to be schizophrenic but we’re better now  
I used to be schizophrenic but we’re better now
You are reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers  
You are reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke  
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
You laugh because I  
You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out  
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
You say Psycho like it  
You say Psycho like it's a bad thing
I used to have schizophrenia, but we  
I used to have schizophrenia, but we're better now
You say Psycho like it  
You say Psycho like it's a bad thing
I used to live in the real world. I got evicted  
I used to live in the real world. I got evicted
You say Psycho like it  
You say Psycho like it's a bad thing.
I  
I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake
You  
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I  
I'm back by popular demand
You  
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I  
I'm going nuck'in futz.
You  
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

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